P O V my cat is the best ever!
by Reba the one! April 8, 2024

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
by TheMotherPlucker April 21, 2024

by Sir lancenton February 17, 2022

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

Guy 1: My ass hurts bro
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
Guy 2: Why does your ass hurt bro?
Guy 1: I got P O L C all night.
Guy 2: Damn you a lucky man!
by Bulldog receiver February 24, 2022

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
