by nahfit December 29, 2023
Get the meat rock mug.Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
Get the jock rock mug.Also known as poser rock, mall rock or fake rock, this non-rock genre is characterized by a strong commercial appeal, with emphasis on professional songwriting and recording craft. Pop rock was created by bored, moronic suit and ties at record labels, radio stations and MTV letting everyone clamor onto another phony genre. Pop rock is typically characterized by the following:
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
1. Lame pop melodies screamed by women, so-called "country" rednecks who sing corporate pop, gay boys or pseudo-sensitive yuppies who have no historical knowledge of rock and roll and think that's what they are when they're not even close.
2. A complete lack of any talent or difficulty.
3. Queen, even though they're a good band with godly album tracks.
4. Pointless lyrics, along with a lack of passion, artistry, subelty and intelligence.
6. Pop punk or emo pop/mall emo bands.
7. Jangly, treble-heavy, droning, bright, twangy "DING-DING, DANG-DANG" riffs that are played on repeat.
8. Artists being stuffed under "alternative rock" by the media so record companies can put out as many clones of lesser-known or often-feared genres to be consumed by the masses.
9. Post-grunge or over-commercialized modern rock.
10. Melodic metalcore and electronicore. Both of them. No exceptions.
11. Modern heavy metal bands like Helloween (post-Metal Jukebox), Metallica (post-...And Justice For All), Hammers of Misfortune, Judas Priest (post-Demolition) and Avenged Sevenfold.
The Beatles, The Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, Bad Religion, The Misfits, Black Flag and The Ramones are all rock bands. Avril Lavigne, Elle King, Pink, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers and Weezer are all pop rock.
by Super Tips January 3, 2024
Get the pop rock mug.When you sell a Moncler jacket on your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to a gangster paying in all 20s, between 8 and 9 in the evening.
Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.
Other spellings for Cleasie can be: clizzy, cleesy, cleezy, cleasy.
Oh man, all I want to do is rock a Cleasie and get out of here.
Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?
Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.
Bro, did you just rock a Cleasie to that gangster?
Dude, I’m so sorry but just scooped you while you were rocking a Cleasie.
by RockingACleasie January 4, 2024
Get the Rocking a Cleasie mug.A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."
Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!
by FitofPeak2 January 6, 2024
Get the hunk rock mug.To sell a Moncler (Cleasy) jacket during your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to someone paying in 20 dollar bills later in the evening.
Dude, did you just Rock a Cleasy to that guy?
Sorry man, I scooped you with Kevin while you were Rocking a Cleasy.
I just want to Rock a Cleasy and go home already.
Sorry man, I scooped you with Kevin while you were Rocking a Cleasy.
I just want to Rock a Cleasy and go home already.
by RockingACleasie January 7, 2024
Get the Rock A Cleasy mug.A mud cricket when she converts over to the rock crawling an rock bouncing scene . Another reference is buggy bunnies . A female who is down for a good beating if you know what I mean . When there’s a place to sit an hold on she does exactly that . A lady who can pound the teas better than boys . . Note she will probably still your hat or flash light . Take a selfie on your 43s. Post on snap chat of your rig but not with you
Hey Tyson, you riding solo? I got a couple rock thots who needs a place to ride . You down? She’s down.
Bruh, you see all those rock thots at Travis shop party ? Let’s load some up an head to oat meal creampie trail
I can’t believe Dwight is letting that rock Thot drive his rig. I will say tho. She can wheel it better than him , ain’t flipped it yet
Bruh, you see all those rock thots at Travis shop party ? Let’s load some up an head to oat meal creampie trail
I can’t believe Dwight is letting that rock Thot drive his rig. I will say tho. She can wheel it better than him , ain’t flipped it yet
by Halfassfab January 12, 2024
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