Cat

Shane Dawson fucks this

Feel bad for the cat

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

Cat

A dumb mother fucker who will always stay by and never ditch you.
(As long as you have food)

Hey hows your cat?
Hungry

by My cat ate my nan October 15, 2019

Cat

A little flufball demon that you will love forever

"nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"

"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"

"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"

"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"

"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"

"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"

"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"

"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"

"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"

*meow*

by oodoos24 August 2, 2019

Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.

Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.

by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019

Cat

A cat is a ferocious animal from the wild. It is the leader of animals and kills for fun. Aggressive and dominating, rather kinky.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the cat sleeps tonight.

by RoadmanTingz August 15, 2019

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.

Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.

by Territory Manager August 23, 2019