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Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
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Pooping

having phone sex with josh
Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes
by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
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Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
by Afedbd January 7, 2024
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poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
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Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!
by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018
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poop sick

When you eat Starbucks and a seafood boil you become “poop sick”
Corey’s so poop sick right now after drinking Starbucks and eating a seafood boil
by Hairbrush68 May 5, 2023
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Pubic Poop

When a girl shits in a guy's pubes while riding him.
Person 1: Yeah matthew, becky was riding my dick and she gave me pubic poop!
by neckyyyy March 1, 2019
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