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Green thumb

When your wiping your ass and then you look and the only thing with shit on it is your thumb..
I wiped my ass and accidently got a green thumb...
by Choach Poacher February 28, 2024
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Green Knight

A Green Knight is an overzealous and obsessed fan of said product(s). Green knighting is defending a company's product(s) with blind loyalty at every opportunity, regardless of any legitimate complaints said company receives from anyone else about their product(s).
Reading through the tweets, there are still Green Knights who will defend this bad game.
by Mister Arbiter April 28, 2024
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Green

I saw it your eyes…
Oh that smile…
Did you see fall I almost did…
It is those arms…
At least from that distance
Rhyme? I can’t even do…
As my mind is going all ooh ooh…
I had arms too…
I bet you are going through the same thing lol:)

hours have passed…
I wish I would have stared…
The only thing I could do is look at the ceiling…
There you will find balls of green…
A total of two…
Incase you never knew:)

Things have changed…
But trust me when I say my love you always remains!!!
by a dream and 💔 August 5, 2024
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green shirt Thursday

Grahn then goes on to explain that when she was in high school, there was a rumor perpetually whispered that if anybody wore green on a Thursday, that meant they were queer.
"I am looking to meet another boy" said joe " i am going to wear a green shirt Thursday and let him know i want to tap that ass"
by Hippy.oppenheim September 21, 2023
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Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
by cheeseslut July 13, 2022
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Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011
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Green fn

The term comes from the NBA 2K series. In those games, the quality of a basketball shot is measured with a colored meter. Green signifies the most effective shot, but it is also the most difficult to hit. The FN means "fuck n--ga"
"Green FN" is basically the video game equivalent of shouting "Kobe!" while shooting a crumpled-up piece of paper into the trash.
by 5ifthbullet March 6, 2024
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