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Joe is typically not the smartest guy. at first, he's quite socially awkward, then he proceeds to be more awkward. he believes in sticking with your roots and being fresh. Joes normally have weird addictions and have sharp edge fetishes. You could find a joe in the middle of the woods wrestling a polar bear while wearing Send-o-Visions and being absolutely nude. He likes to use phrases like “sick bruh’ and “full send my dude”. He also has a weird obsession with cosplaying Justin Trudeau canoeing down a river, shirtless. Wearing bugs as mustaches is a hobby for a typical Joe. Despite all these traits, Joe will love you forever. whos that guy canoeing down the river? JO MAMMA!!
by coldspagett December 9, 2019
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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joe

joe mamaaaa loollll
person 1 : hey do you know joe ?
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *
by jynx your out March 28, 2021
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Joe Chode

Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
by Peenile November 14, 2018
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Mike: yo joe how’s the load goin
Joe: load cok nice
by beatman1472 November 24, 2021
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Joe

joe is a very funny and smart person he is also really tall he is an amazing singer and has a great personality he is an honest and encouraging friend he will always stay true and is loyal in every way
joe is a really good friend and he has an amazing personality
by sydneyfaletulu5110 June 12, 2022
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Pedo Joe

Random idea that trumpers have with no context out of absolutely nowhere and no proof about Joe Biden
Jimmy: I better hide my kids, Pedo Joe is coming to come and molest them

John: How? Where did that come from?

Jimmy: (Lost Face)
by Johnthegamer49 July 26, 2023
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