Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

Simon Keough Jack

A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.

I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now

by Qwertyuiii May 31, 2018

jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone

Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022

Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.

Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!

by Farting Tim March 20, 2022

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

Jack Dylan Grazer

jack is an actor that is known for his roles in IT, IT: Chapter Two (playing young Eddie Kaspbrak, and Shazam! (playing Freddy Freeman). he is the sweetest boy ever with an energetic personality! he is truly beyond talented with what he does. if you ever befriend him you can expect loads of chaotic and happy energy. he shows lots of affection towards his friends. truly the most lovable boy ever <3

“Didn’t you hear? Jack Dylan Grazer is gonna play one of the main characters in the new HBO show titled ‘We Are Who We Are’!”

by eddiecastbrak February 1, 2020

Feed Me Jack

good band, I like it :)

person 1: Hey, have you heard of the band Feed Me Jack?
person 2: it's good, I like it

by cyanideundercover July 29, 2021