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green wang

The act of having sexual intercourse with a mold infested dick
Jane: "dont have sex with peter, thats how you get your green wangs"
by Sierriously September 15, 2016
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essex green

Literally a color that schools dont like since it has the word sex in it.

-L school.
Just type essex green into your school computer and get it blocked in the next 3 seconds! Rapid timing guys!

Fuck outta my business school. Its a damn color
by S p a c e January 28, 2023
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Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024
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green fn

yo daddy a green fn’
by AL00SHE April 8, 2024
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yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.
Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest
by LindaLouis June 7, 2025
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Green Day

Green Day - noun/adjective

noun: a pop punk band originally formed in 1987 featuring Billie Joe Armstrong on lead guitar and vocals, Mike Dirnt on bass and Tre Cool on drums, they fucking shook the world in 2 separate decades, with such albums as "Dookie" and "American Idiot" 2 of the greatest albums of all time

adjective: to do nothing all day but smoke weed and literally nothing else besides breathing
noun: guy 1: hey! did you hear Green Day are making a new album?
guy 2: yeah! i'm so hyped!

adjective: guy 1: what did you do yesterday?
guy 2: had a green day, 40% TCH today, it's awesome.
by EmperorLemon December 27, 2024
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