scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Break The Meats

Stepping on someone's toes or on the back of their shoe while they are walking.

Lydia and Emily are standing outside and Jaelin stomps on Lydia's toes screaming "BREAK THE MEATS!"

Jason is walking down hall and Emily steps on the beak of his shoe. Jason-- "Dude quit breakin' my meats. I'm trying to walk here!"

by TheBeastlyOneForSure September 24, 2011

Meat truck

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.

Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?

by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022

Meat out of the freezer

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Meat Udder

An alternative name for a penis

I came home from school last Friday, and was greeted by my dad tugging his meat udder over a family photo of us, it was really disturbing.

by Meat Man 666 June 16, 2018

Taco Meat

When a Man has Many ugly bumps on his face or neck from shaving wrong.

Damn did you see the bumps on Ol' Boy neck,

That nigga got mad taco meat!!!
Or
Make sure you wash your face, i can see early signs of taco meat on yo Shit!!!

by James Samuel Dean June 28, 2016

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018