Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 15, 2021
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by kitzthexd June 22, 2021
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"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."
by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021
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The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.
The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.
Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?
Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.
Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.
by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021
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