By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

Another term used by "All knowing" people to convince themselves to worship their supreme "All knowing" sky daddy who keeps an eye over their well being and by his grace everything good happens to them and tells them to shit on gays (can't argue against that)

By the grace of God, Sabrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to shaboink her otherwise he had no chance

Dude1: Each day is a hardship. I would have killed myself 100 times over but by the grace of God I have a long fulfilling life to live where I will continue to suffer like this every day
Dude2: fucking kill yourself already

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

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god save the king

the fucked up remix of god save the queen, which was an amazing song by the sex pistols

god save the king, the fascist regime? wait, that doesn't go as well...

by eeee4444 November 24, 2022

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Rizz god

Rizz god rumored to be the rizzest of all aka Jolay

Your just like the Rizz god from long ago, you get BITCHES!!

by Soulvex March 31, 2024

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elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

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the flashlight of god

Many unique individuals inspired by the words of Jesus use this divine tool, crafted by Maglite, to shine the light of god onto the sinful fornicators during the "marital act".

Jenny and bill were having sex on the stool when all of a sudden, some crazy fundagelicals burst in on them and shone the flashlight of god on them, to shame them of their sinful act, but it didn't work; they continued to fornicate, even in the presence of their fanatic neighbors.

by flashlight victim 7815 June 3, 2009

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