December 8

if ur're born on December 8 u have a big dick not only but u are also a Sagittarius which means you have big titties :)

oh shit she was born on December 8 she must have saggy titties

by suckmytoes99 November 23, 2021

December 24

If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy

Dani- “i was born on December 24”

Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”

by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021

December 2nd

birthday for reallyy lame ppl

Omg December 2nd is your birthday? i shouldve known u were a lame bitch

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

December 13

Coolest day to be born on! Reason number one being because it’s in December and you can get double gifts because of your birthday and Christmas. Second reason being the fact that if it falls on Friday you are gonna have a blast and run away from Jason 😼👍🏽PS: if you were born on a Friday on this day you are equally as cool as me.

Awesome person: hey when’s your bday?

Me(cool person): my bday is next Friday!

Awesome person: woah on December 13?

Me(cool person): F*ck yea dude! I’m thinking about making a horror movie night!😍

by AtJoeMommaCrib November 23, 2021

December 1st

sexiest girl/ guy is born. Funniest and hottest, cutest person you will ever meet. They hot asf, that you would nut straight away.

Yo this new girl Julia is so cute
I bet she’s born in December 1st!

Let’s get her bro.

by Juliaduch November 23, 2021

December 1st

sexiest girl/ guy is born. Funniest and hottest, cutest person you will ever meet. They hot asf, that you would fall in love straight away.

Yo this new girl Julia is so cute
I bet she’s born in December 1st!

Let’s get her bro.

by Juliaduch November 23, 2021

December 14

The day a bad bitch was born . If you was born on the day it was for a reason . your perfect and don’t let nobody tell you that your not . this best birthday somebody could wish for .

random : when yo birthday ?
you : December 14
random : Then you better turn up

by verymuchabratt November 23, 2021