by juan-francesco March 28, 2018

by Asiankuun December 14, 2018

cawst-co-gize Father-son duo on TikTok, under the alias @a.j.befumo. Known for their seemingly excessive obsession with Costco, partaking in social media trends at the same local Costco in every video. Coined the nickname due to their beaming passion for Costco.
Costco employee: Why the fuck is this grown man and his son dancing in the poultry aisle?! I see them every day!
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
Costco manager: Because they are the costco guys.
by tmkkmt May 30, 2024

Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
by Bajiggle February 16, 2024

by Kyle Chad March 8, 2023

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down
Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.
by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
by kahndor May 23, 2013
