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Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend
“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend
by Missedup December 10, 2024
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Super Smash Bros.

The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?
Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.
by ThatoneR.O.B.main September 23, 2020
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Bro Magnet

Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.
Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.

Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020
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Bro

girl:”bro ur acc pissing me off
in mind:”bae your acc pissing me off
by heluvsmarliee April 24, 2022
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Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's
My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.
by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015
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bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging
“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”
by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022
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cocomo bros

When you had sex with the same chick as your bro and she’s done coke off your bro’s dick, but your buddy has not had sex with her.
We’re cocomo bros bc I just fucked the girl who did coke off your dick. Dope!
by Cocomo bro December 8, 2019
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