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Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
by Lordkickass June 29, 2024
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Daveed Diggs

My husband but he just doesn't know yet

Also played as Marquis De Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson in Hamilton: An American Musical

Really cool dude and also made a movie called Blind spotting or something like that

He's also in a Law and order SVU episode but I don't remember which 1 except for the fact that it's an old episode
Person 1: Do you know Daveed Diggs?

Person 2: Yeah he's my husband

Person 1: Delusional but understandable

*Person 3 walks in*

Person 3: So what're you two talking about?

Person 1 & 2: Daveed Diggs

Person 3: He's not my type, personally there's better people out in the worl-

Person 1 & 2: SHUT UP
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The Digby

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, but simultaneously watching gay porn.
Girl “Wait are you gay?!”
Boy “Nah it’s just the digby
by MichealBolt-On July 4, 2024
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Jim Digger

A man who has traveled across lands in search of digging and is trying free his people. A man that represents excellency in the digging.
#FTD
"Man, my percussion scores are so low! Luckily my Jim Digger scores were high enough to barely clinch the win against the mango67ers."
"That's so lucky, I got the opposite of that! I got crosswalked! TwT"
by jzjinghao January 18, 2026
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Bobby Digital

A "Bobby Digital" (aka "Bobby D") is a design artifact that is hand-drawn or built as if you were Bob Ross making a painting. It is for fast-paced development where you do not have the time to wait for an official design and/or mock.
We have to get this feature out the door by 5p so we need a Bobby Digital for the web team.
by see-dub January 19, 2026
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riggy diggy

Said when you are excited or surprised, similarities are Wow and Woohoo!
oh riggy diggy! am I excited for that concert.
by cloebuns January 20, 2026
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Numb Digger

A term used to describe someone who works so hard that they look like they hadn't slept in a week.
Do you see that guy over there working his ass off, he's a Numb Digger!
by hibiji January 31, 2026
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