God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.

I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.

by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021

The Slime God

The Slime God is a boss from the Calamity mod for hit indi game Terraria, it appears as two slimes based on the evil biomes, once these two slimes are defeated they will split into two more slimes of the same type.

Dude 1: I died to the Slime God from the Calamity mod from the hit indi game Terraria, i hate my life.
Dude: Git gud

by Yaffoso April 30, 2024

God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.

Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.

by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020

Vape demi-god

Person who cannot live without vaping, he/she will do any trick you ask for. He/she.... is... a demi-god. Like Austin Lawrence

Friend: Dude, he's a fucking vape demi-god !

by hahalopasnedas April 2, 2018

Grinding God

A name giving to someone that plays a certain game a lot and makes big cash, the name has only been given to one human so far

“What are you”-Dave

“I am the grinding god”-john

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

god

the sky daddy

child: Who's god?
father: Only our ever so holy sky daddy. Make sure to get down on your knees for him and pray every night.

by annoyingcrow March 5, 2022