A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018

A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
by Cap'n Coinkydink December 30, 2021

Bro you want this pouch I got it from sweden
It says 55 mg per pillow im good
He's definitely the dip guy
It says 55 mg per pillow im good
He's definitely the dip guy
by MACK_Q_1869 December 13, 2023

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024

After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
