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James

Being a James is a state of being scared of commitment and would usually spend his time lying on his bed and puffing his vape instead of fixing his broken AC. During the thanksgiving dinner, James is seen hiding under the table vaping due to his fear of chicken and his very insipid taste for eggs. This state often involves a constant state of sadness thinking about past relationships (although non-existant b/c he has no commitment) and what could have been. Being a constant topic of gossip for people thinking he gets pussy, but in reality the only thing wet is his pillow from his tears.
" I can't fix my AC"

"Stop being a James"

" I can't find my airpods"
"You are such a James"
by jimmehjam December 2, 2023
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James Gaynor

A certain individual that is cool and calm until he unleashes his demons and starts going crazy.
James Gaynor Unleashed his demons
by EPIC GAMER NIGGER June 13, 2023
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James o donnell

Man of large stature , AKA big cunt or big sexy big muscles and a cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, does more holes on a Saturday night than that on a Sunday morning on the course , call daddy splash for details xo
You : mom who was that who jumped out the window last night

Yo Momma: it was a horse of a man james o donnell 🍆
by Kiddiefiddler99 May 21, 2022
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James vincent

A bit of an idiot who vapes and makes bad deals for joule capsules. He claims to have had a BJ from a Russian girl in a cuboard
by Chunky dave December 11, 2019
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James

James is a great guy with a massive penis and is better than all people who are named chanel. Everyone thinks he’s great and not at all annoying. People find him very attractive and can’t get enough of him. And people who are called Jamie by others DO NOT COUNT AS A JAMES.
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Mc James

Someone who is technically invisible because people forget he/she is around
Have you seen Mc James?
by who_knows_who August 22, 2023
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James

I have to prepare for war and death. Ten days from 6/8, consultation begins to determine the challenges implicated on myself. If I fail to show, every assessment increases in quantity and the risks of surviving decreases 10% per day thereafter, from 85%.
James can win and lose.
by Protesttime321 June 8, 2021
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