The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010
Get the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.mug. by TheRealVato69 August 2, 2019
Get the King Roachmug. A commentary channel in the mma scene that unfairly got banned by YouTube for being "too edgy" and "harrasment"
He is the straightest man alive
He is the straightest man alive
Dang it really stinks that sewer king got eliminated.
He looked like Macho Man Randy Savage and Jesse the Body Ventura
He looked like Macho Man Randy Savage and Jesse the Body Ventura
by Rural Encyclopedia June 25, 2025
Get the Sewer Kingmug. The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"
"Hey man did you hear about what happened to Eric?"
"No, why?"
"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"
"Wtf bro?"
"No, why?"
"Brody pulled The Lion King on him so now his dad is dead and his mate is hitting his mum"
"Wtf bro?"
by The Wombat69 May 25, 2020
Get the The Lion Kingmug. Lacey king is a amazing person, she’s always there for you and she’s just the best thing that will happen to you she’s beautiful in every way and is just perfect
by Jayc223 January 13, 2024
Get the Lacey kingmug. Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug. the most kind and lovable man on the planet, he passed away on november 11th 2025, may he rest in peace.
by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025
Get the Yes kingmug.