A dwarfed human who catches a new terminal disease every couple of days and therefore seeing a D Monster on a school premise is rarer than sighting a wild Tasmanian tiger. He also has a very primal vocabulary most commonly consisting of a few aphorisms. For example, "You win some you lose some" and "it is what it is," although it is sometimes difficult to identify these phrases due to the D Monster's debilitating lisp. "Something in the wayyyy".
"Look who it is, a D MONSTER (DEEEEEE MONSTAHHH)!!!!!"
by StainyStench November 9, 2022
Get the D MONSTERmug. by y3sandn0 December 9, 2024
Get the Cade Dmug. A person with male genitals who is under 5"5 and has a temper that goes off when their "ego" is diminished. This temper outburst usually ends with chaos tk all those around the "short d*ck anthem" person.
Flora- What is Joey's issue this time, he is yelling at everyone and having a temper tantrum"?
Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!
Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
Erin- " Oh he is just upset he can't reach the top shelf so we offered him a ladder"!
Flora- " Ya It must be his " short d*ck anthem"!
Erin- Definitely hurt his ego to be acting "short d*ck anthem vibes"..
by Joyceepoocroo May 6, 2024
Get the short d*ck anthemmug. The most talented musician on this planet. He is the world's best guitar player and has a beautiful voice.
by Miinmiin November 24, 2021
Get the Stoni Dmug. D Markeion… where do I start he is a fine ass boy, he is very nice, caring, and helpful. There are days where you don’t wanna fuck with him bc he has his days.
He is a wonderful boyfriend he is nice love physically touch but hates when you get to where everything is about physical touch.
You have to love D Markeions they are js the whole package.
He is a wonderful boyfriend he is nice love physically touch but hates when you get to where everything is about physical touch.
You have to love D Markeions they are js the whole package.
by theylovesnicole December 8, 2024
Get the D Markeionmug. A dick
Something that men give to ladies (or men, I ain’t judging)
All men have this (unless they have a crazy ex girlfriend, then they probably got their dicks cut off)
The fourth example
A male’s prized possessions
Something that men give to ladies (or men, I ain’t judging)
All men have this (unless they have a crazy ex girlfriend, then they probably got their dicks cut off)
The fourth example
A male’s prized possessions
(Example A)
Male 1: MAH DICK FELL OFF
(Example B)
Male 1: MY CRAZY EX CUT MY DICK OFF
(Example C)
Male 1: *banging a male/female*
Female/Male: FUCK YEAAAAAAAH— RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH YOUR DICKKKKKKK
(Example D)
Person 1: This is the fourth example
(Example E)
Male 1: Wanna see my dick?
(Example F)
Male 1: This is my prized possession. Like what you see?
(Not an example)
The d can be used in more ways, these are just the main ways :)
Male 1: MAH DICK FELL OFF
(Example B)
Male 1: MY CRAZY EX CUT MY DICK OFF
(Example C)
Male 1: *banging a male/female*
Female/Male: FUCK YEAAAAAAAH— RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH YOUR DICKKKKKKK
(Example D)
Person 1: This is the fourth example
(Example E)
Male 1: Wanna see my dick?
(Example F)
Male 1: This is my prized possession. Like what you see?
(Not an example)
The d can be used in more ways, these are just the main ways :)
by Kira666666666 July 31, 2019
Get the The dmug. When you need double the hung men. MMF threesome. May include eiffel towers, spit roasting, DP, and anything requiring two luscious cocks.
by InsidiousMuse April 3, 2023
Get the D&Hmug.