tie-kuan-do-me

Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.

Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.

Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts

by tie-kuan-do-me master April 29, 2012

7 Palmo Do Granito

Word in portuguese to define 7 feet underground. When someone is dead.

-Brazilian "Ei filho da puta quem é tu"
-American "I dont understand...?"
-Brazilian "SAI DO MEIO OU TU VAI FICAR 7 PALMO DO GRANITO GRINGO FI DE EGUA, DESCE NO MORRO O PAI FUZILA SKSKSKSKK"

by NotSnappo February 22, 2021

oh yeah.... ill do that

when you dont want to do something but you still want to be nice

mom. DO YOUR LANDRY!!!!!!
you. oh yeah.... ill do that mom.

by inosuke fanboy October 19, 2021

do you wanna die

The term you use when your just about to fuck your brother.

You grab your brothers hair whiles he's strapped to the bed, and whisper in his ear while he cries for mercy "do you wanna die?"

by Goose Teschendwarf September 5, 2019

whaddit look like whaddit do

derived from c-murder (not the rapper, the dishwasher/hustler)-it simply means how are you doing

"whaddit look like whaddit do!?!" legitimate response would be-"whaddit be 'bout!?!"

by Brandon Tate May 21, 2006

do you wanna hear a joke

My life

Do you wanna hear a joke? My life

by Mybdaymeansagodwasborn October 22, 2019

Do you want to watch a movie?

The way guys convince girls to come over to get fucked. It makes it sound as if the guy wants to hang out instead of have sex. If you do watch a movie, you usually end up not finishing the whole thing.

Kris-Do you want to watch a movie? My place is good.
Sarah-Sure! What movie?
Kris- It doesn't matter, it's not like we'll finish it anyway.
Sarah-Wait, why?
Kris-You'll see.

by SugarnSpice October 3, 2011