Mom

Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends

"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"

"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"

by A Homeboy April 29, 2019

Butter Mom

A female who eats normal and is very healthy

Damn shes a butter mom

by Danté Hudson January 20, 2024

Ur mom

A prostitute

Your mom has a big fucking ass I wouldn't be surprised is she was a prostitute

by Squirtonmedaddy54 September 5, 2021

mom

Your mom

Hey mom!
Mommy
Momma
Mamm

by warriorbent11 January 19, 2022

your mom

please stfu you stupid nigger

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

yo mom

gay

"yo mom gay xd"

by CRAZYDAVE7087 May 21, 2019

your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020