National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National nudes day

July 20th, the day you're obligated to send an nude picture to your favourite dick or pussy owner

It's national nudes day today, I have to send him the photo I took this afternoon

by Throwaway 111 July 19, 2025

National boobs day

It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day

by Mystmyss September 26, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National goth girl day

December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls

“Cannot wait til December 3rd”
“Why?”
“It’s national goth girl day for the big titty goth gfs!”

by Supersaiyansatan November 1, 2021

National Gyat Day

National Gyat Day is celebrated on February 4th of every year. This day is to celebrate all the big booty baddies. You have your fun and RESPECTFULLY say gyat to someone you see, stay bootylicous !

Aliyah:OHHH IS ITS FEBRUARY 4TH?
James: yes? why are you so excited?
Aliyah:ITS NATIONAL GYAT DAY

by bootymasterrrrrrrrr January 16, 2024