National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good

Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day

by user194828 February 10, 2020

Small Penis Club

Sorry Bro, you can't see this because of yourChonky pp

Some dude with a small penis: sorry dude you can't enter the small penis club
You: oof

by StokkeDaddy June 10, 2020

brandons miniscule penis

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

bulging nigga penis

A big, girthy, fat, juicy, creamy, sticky, raging, bulging, surging, throbbing, ejectulating, fucking, masturbated, hairy, veiny, long, wide, hard black cock

Wow! That’s the biggest bulging nigga penis I’ve ever seen!

by anonymouskechard May 9, 2022

“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

Penis Pussy Jam

The product of intercourse where a child is successfully conceived and born.

Is a child just a penis pussy jam sandwhich?

by ColdplayFan72617 April 17, 2022

My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.

by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021