Boo Boo Tinkems

the aroma that comes from the cat box; and / or
the act of going boo boo tinkems. When your Catty Kitty goes potty.

It can be a noun as an odorous smell or:

a verb/as the act of going boo boo tinkems (hopefully in the Kitty Cat box)

Kitty; are you going boo boo tinkems in your box cause' it sure does smell like it!?!?

Time to clean the boo boo tinkems out of the litter pan.

by Jamie Lee August 17, 2006

tinker

Irish scum. The lowest form of traveller. Sadly people (including me) generally still refer to them as gypsies, which they are not. If they were they might actually be human beings.

Also labelled as 'pikies' when they enter town and when they do make sure you lock everything and hide anything of value away, including scrap metal.

Have a habit of one of them trying to sell you the stolen goods from the last village while his mates are round the back stealing all your stuff to sell at the next.

Think that they have some god given right to inflict themselves upon normal honest folk while raping our council tax fund for handouts and free facilities, instead of paying to use a camp site like everyone else.

Fucking tinkers nicked my generator!

by Tinker Hater May 22, 2005

Tinkertard

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.

Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.

by [ɠřåþḛƑяᶙḭᵵ] November 4, 2008

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

ticketyfuckityboo

When something spectacularly crap happens to you that's out of your control

''Yeah Joe imagine my delight when I rang the help desk and was on hold for 20 mins only to be cut off, ticketyfuckityboo''

by Tiest-o-holic May 14, 2009

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015