Throbbing Thursday

When your little soldier is at attention and throbbing on Thursday. Don’t forget it comes after Cheese Wednesday.

Yo! It’s Throbbing Thursday bros, you know what that means!

by Warsmith Primus April 24, 2025

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

After-Thursdays

The use doing drugs, drinking, partying, having sex, or just going insanely crazy on a Friday night.

"Dude finally the end of the week"

"What are you gonna do"

"Dunno yet.. Probably pull one of them After-Thursdays.

"Dude I'm in"

by Tyler Shute May 15, 2008

Get a significant other thursday

In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.

“He you Look single wanna date?” “Today is Get a significant other Thursday!”

by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019

Thursday

Used to describe any situation to confuse others on what's your opinion.

In a conversation:
-My dad left me when I was 12

+Oh I'm so Thursday about it...
-what? This is serious Mark.
+Honestly, Thursday

Expression:
Martha is so thursday!

by Rafita.le.cirque July 15, 2020

Crab Thursday

IT IS NOT REAL FELIX AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT PLEASE STOP

Crab Thursday is not fucking real

by Kaitheenby February 20, 2024

Thursday Oddy

If something bad happens to you on a Thursday, for example, getting exposed, internet drama, Suffering, or any form of certain death that is a Thursday Oddy. The only thing that doesn't count as a Thursday Oddy is suicide

did You hear Sally got exposed yesterday? That was a total Thursday Oddy

by BantKip April 18, 2024