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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Lisa

She likes to move her body a lot and that's why she couldn't stand straight for a long time. She sleeps 9 hours a day. She knows how to box. She becomes sad when she is away from her family. Her most charming moments are when she laughs. Her fashion style is casual/street. Her favorite season is summer. She is very nice, and pretty, but get on her bad side and you'll see.
Who's that?

Oh that's Lisa. The most popular girl in the school.

She's pretty.

Ye but don't get on her bad side.
by never__mind December 6, 2023
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Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.
"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock June 10, 2018
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Lisa

by hejmonicaqwerty April 28, 2020
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call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.
by Nedkilley May 20, 2024
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Lisa Lovett

This girl is the most amazing and caring girl you could ever meet , she can make feel special and she won’t even know it. Take one look at her and you can smile even when days seem hard
by Secret faggot number 2 June 5, 2020
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Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.
Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*
by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022
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