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Conspiracy Terrorist

n. someone who believes in conspiracy theories and commits terrorist events to the “threatening object of conspiracy

this came to my mind while i was taking a bath.
Dude, the other day, a conspiracy terrorist attacked 5G tower with pistol.
by Nillus May 21, 2021
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Stochastic Terrorist

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024
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Terrorist

An indivisual who has completely different tastes on food and culture compared to their friends. They are sometimes referred to terrorists by their friends.
José Jesus de la Virgen Perez. : Hey, can I get double fries, with mayo on the side.
Chad Hillwilliam : Are you a god**mn terrorist man. This is Amurica! We eat ketchup here.
Jose: Allahu Akbar
by enriqueh97 January 29, 2021
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Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.
Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?
by Melitsaha December 26, 2020
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Terrorist

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.
Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Nature Terrorist

When a natural disaster damages "attacks" a major goverment building.
OMG!!!!!!!!! a nature terrorist just struck Washington D.C. with a 5.8 magnitude earth quake
by Pmoneyman August 28, 2011
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terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la
Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"
by WandObi March 1, 2018
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