Basic white Starbucks bitch

Blouse girls in Brimtucky and loves softball, Starbucks, and Lululemon leggings.

Basic white Starbucks bitch is the most basic as it gets.

by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024

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Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

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A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

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An amazing, handsome, beautiful young man who works hard for money and has 0 exes. Crazy.. right?

Jon Starbuck is amazing!!!! He needs all the girls in the world!

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

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The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes

by Jom1n December 12, 2025

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On June 21, your friends, parents, or guardians buy you what ever you want from Starbucks.

Parents buy you Starbucks because it’s National Starbucks day

by National holiday June 21, 2021

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