for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols
by raelone May 7, 2005
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Another word for a nice ass.
"Wow that is a nice samosa. I want that."
"i was in the club gettin alot of samosa on the dance floor."
"My girlfriend has a nice samosa."
"i was in the club gettin alot of samosa on the dance floor."
"My girlfriend has a nice samosa."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
Get the Samosa mug.The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.
And finally, a fat fucking cock
And finally, a fat fucking cock
by Anna gammy April 15, 2020
Get the Dirty Simon mug.A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011
Get the Simon Cowell mug.To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race
by gusto August 7, 2003
Get the Simonizer mug.Sitting in my chair studying my ass off. What partiers often say when they are actually studying instead of partying. Pronounced "Sim-icks-mo."
person 1 What's up?
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...
person 2 nm man
p1 r u going Sam's party 2night? itz gunna be killa!
p2 Naw man I have a math midterm tomorrow. SIMCSMAO.
p1 that sucks a big one!
p2 Tell me about it...
by iamtechno May 20, 2009
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