Sausage Royale

A party/gathering where the male to female ratio is 22:1, in favor of the men. There is usually a lot of sausage served as well.

Dude 1: "Yo i invited mad dudes to this party"
Dude 2: "Good dog, i want this shit to be a sausage royale"
Dude 1: "I'll start cooking the sausages"

by trILLuminati December 21, 2013

Sausage Seeker

Someone (gay male or straight female) who’s primary objective is to locate a male mate with the aspirations of participating in sexual activities.

That bald guy I met in Wisconisin is a complete sausage seeker. He is always trying to get cock in and around his mouth.

by Blackhills October 8, 2009

Sausage Cactus

When a single girl is completey surrounded by multiple sausage, and is being proded and poked in a non-specific manner, it is said that she is being attacked by the sausage cactus.

Sharon was surrounded by men and completely overwhelmed by the sausage cactus.

by The Legend Seedubbya December 25, 2006

Noob-Sausage

Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.

Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.

by Larry Queen March 3, 2009

Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016

Train Sausage

The remains of a living thing after being hit by a train. The meat remains left behind by a train can resemble ground sausage: therefore, it is called train sausage.

When traversing a zombie-filled subway, stay off the tracks to avoid being train sausage'd.

While travelling the Tundra Express, always mind your surroundings. Trains love to sneak up on you and turn you into train sausage.

by CaptainSteevX November 17, 2012

Sausage Jacket

A girl who sleeps with a lot of different guys. Someone considered easy/slutty/lucky with the lads.

You remember her...........slept with all those guys in one week.......she was a proper sausage jacket!!

by Embeezle January 2, 2015