Ramey

A man who secretly carries bombs under his jacket, waiting for the moment to yell, “Allah ‘akbar” and blow his and your brains out.

“Oh God look it’s Ramey we’re all gonna die!”

by Ok this is epic April 17, 2019

Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.

Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.

by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016

Mandana Ramezani

Adj. Something that seems harsh and abrasive on the exterior, yet is the antithesis of such on the interior.

"Zikes! Look at that tiger rip and maim that flesh! But if you know the true nature of tigers, you recognize that they are very loving and devoted to their kin."

by same diff October 6, 2003

top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her

"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"

by phr34kr December 12, 2004

Ramen Noodle

Noun-A person who partakes in extra stupid or odd activities
Verb-The physical act of doing something incredibly stupid or odd

Wow, Steve is such a ramen noodle.
Ben! You're ramen noodling!

by SenioritaAmore November 1, 2010

Hot Ramen

Carnal knowledge of a live octopus.

Dude, don't eat the sushi, John hot ramened it.

by The_Great_bepowski August 19, 2013

Ramen Noodles

It is pronounced ray-men not rah-men as every body else pronouces it

i would like to eat some raymen noodles tonight

by Don Soulak April 5, 2004