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putt mongler

Someone who gets mad playing golf because they are about to lose a bet ,and call rules on their friend when the never play officially.putt mongeling is the most low down someone can go.most common names for a putt mongeler include -carter trantham,and that's all...
I always get a putt mongler on my team it's utter bull shit.
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puteuh

The true and only way to say "bitch" in French
quelle grosse PUTEUH !!!! (what a bitch...)
by le pd du 78 August 30, 2017
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Putting Sauce on my Nachos

When you are taking a shit then decide to masturbate, then cover the fresh laden shit with your own semen.
"Dude wtf took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry man i was just putting sauce on my nachos."
by denseb0nerforest February 5, 2018
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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is
Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???
by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019
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Puttin err down through town

The act of pressing the accelerator to the floor in a metropolitan area. Usually resulting in increased speed and accompanied by the purr or sputter of the engine. Best done in a late model Crown Vic at 3 in the morning over rail road tracks.
Take it easy man your puttin err down through town right now, I’m not tryna get pulled over .
by Desert lightning May 31, 2019
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putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore

what your mom says when you ask for candybar and you haven't been or she there to get a few things
Mom: "I said put it back"

You: "But Mom..."

Mom:" I said

putthemuthafuvkincandybarbackfoibeatyaassinthisgotdamnstore"
by rirenel June 19, 2019
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