Peachy promise

When a girl waves her bum in your face and you're guaranteed anal

She's throwing a peachy promise there lad

by Mogbacon April 8, 2016

Cocaine Promises

False hopes made off cocaine

She/he told me she would pay my bills off cocaine promises

by Lies told on true assumptions April 24, 2024

Pinky Promise

A guaranteed pinky up your asshole later on.

This is why pinky promises should never be dished out so readily. People out there need to be careful.

I Pinky Promise you... (phnar phnar, snigger snigger)

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

Promise

A word meaning you will do something when/if you say you will do it or to some people (one direction) words that mean nothing to you.

Promise☺

(Ofc this is a joke tho , love the boys and as long as they r happy it does matter)

by Sjbdajxb April 9, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Promise

It means something that you can’t break. Ever.

stranger things S1 E2

Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.

El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.

*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*

by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017

I Promise I

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025