ping pong theorem

The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.

-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.

Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"

Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro

by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008

Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.

My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.

by NutmegSals April 13, 2009

pangina

a pandas vagina

Shaggy whats up with your pangina?

Ew theres a bad smell eminating from that pangina!

i like to n0m panginas

watch as the baby panda slowly crawls its way out of its mothers pangina into its new nest

by burtisgood May 26, 2009

Ping Spoofer

A ping spoofer is somebody that is bad an uses their ping to hit shots.

And example of a ping spoofer is amir.

by _RawrAustin_ July 30, 2019

ping ping

Used when refering to someone of Asian decent.

Asian: Good morning!

You: What's up PING PING

by D.O.G. January 16, 2007

pangina

Term used to describe an unattractive, overweight, peevish female who wears her convertible cargo pants in the camel toe fashion on a daily basis. Combination of the words Pangaea and vagina usually in reference, though not exclusively, to a woman who wears her GPS on a belt clip even when she's just going to the supermarket.

While strolling along the edge of the Grand Canyon, she became alarmed as a team of mules, being confused by the sheer size of the crevasse between her legs, proceeded to descend into the depths of her pangina.

by bentheredonethat February 11, 2005

Piggin

When a guy at a bar/club can't hook up with a hot skinny chick by the end of the night and they have to look for a fat and/or ugly one. They must go Piggin

Bob-o couldn't hook up with any one so he had to go Piggin

by Gavin L. September 16, 2005