The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"
Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"
Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
by Captain Lieutenant October 10, 2015
by the realist who knows shit October 29, 2015
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 14, 2020
Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.
by A real trustworthy friend March 15, 2013
by Friends?? August 28, 2019
A friend is a person you can trust, a caring, loving, and brave person. They are willing to risk their lives to safe yours in a instant. They are always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and they stay by your side no matter what. I was once told by a friend, "When we grow old and we become distant, we will always be there for each other, still. If you call me from Paris, France and you need my help, I will fly a million miles to get to you, because that is what friends do." I still wonder if what she said will always be true. I have lost a lot of "friends" but I will never lose my true friend. The person that is always there for me. Everyone deserves a true friend.
I lost a friend once over a fight about a boy, as stupid as that sounds, but my true friend and I, no matter what kind of fights we got in, we always remembered how important we are to each other. How important we will ALWAYS be to each other.
by TheGirlWhoLovesEveryone November 13, 2016