Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

by Bussyboi June 17, 2018

father_bakuhoe

Weird asf but an amazing mutual to have 🛐

Bow down to father_bakuhoe

by Shoyoforpresident June 29, 2021

natural father

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.

lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted

by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012

FaceTime Father

A father you only see in FaceTime

Phoebe: Wheres Sofia's father? He doesn't see to be around much.
Nina: Who knows. The only time she sees him lately is in faceTime. Looks like he just wants to be a FaceTime Father, leaving me to explain why her father isn't around.

by MightyMango June 23, 2016

The Father

"The Father" is a character from the game Far Cry 5.

His name is Joseph Seed.

He is also known as: The Prophet, The Father, Joseph, Joseph Seed

The Father wasn't the bad guy, he was right, he teached us faith! Praise the Father!

by Project at Eden's Gate July 30, 2021

Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003