Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023
Get the Golden Falconmug. A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
Get the Captain Falconmug. A word a beta bitch gilf in her 50s or older with the name janis greenaway calls the young meat she inhales on the daily.
by Bingchilling78 November 13, 2023
Get the Falconmug. The act of inserting the thumb into a womans anus whilst hitting her doggy style. Once the thumb is inserted the falcon claw becomes complete by trying to clench the hand , squeezing ass cheek with your fingers that are not inserted and the thumb inserted trying to meet with clenching fingers. This way they cannot run away.
"Yeah bro , i was hitting it from behind stuck the thumb in and falcon clawed. She wasn't getting away from me"
by TheWhitestKuntUKnow January 10, 2022
Get the Falcon Clawmug. by Falcon last name October 29, 2019
Get the Falconmug. by Tom TNT March 12, 2024
Get the falconmug.