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The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
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Golden Falcon

Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
The Golden Falcons achomplished the mission and ate all the pierogis.
by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023
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Captain Falcon

A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
Captain Falcon will fucking falcon punch your face till you die
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
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Falcon

A word a beta bitch gilf in her 50s or older with the name janis greenaway calls the young meat she inhales on the daily.
"Zach your falcon is rising put it in me."
He replies "spread the star fish you old slag"
by Bingchilling78 November 13, 2023
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Falcon Claw

The act of inserting the thumb into a womans anus whilst hitting her doggy style. Once the thumb is inserted the falcon claw becomes complete by trying to clench the hand , squeezing ass cheek with your fingers that are not inserted and the thumb inserted trying to meet with clenching fingers. This way they cannot run away.
"Yeah bro , i was hitting it from behind stuck the thumb in and falcon clawed. She wasn't getting away from me"
by TheWhitestKuntUKnow January 10, 2022
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Falcon

Is it a plan, is it a bird, no it’s a falcon
by Falcon last name October 29, 2019
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falcon

best fruit in the whole blox fruits community
OMG! I ROLLED A FALCON!!!
by Tom TNT March 12, 2024
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