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Elephstan

Another fabled place much like Donkistan, but seeming to have more common sense. (Of course if you are silent while your opponent is not...) Residents of Elephstan are dedicated to the voiding of the First Amendment regarding the separation of CHurch and State and letting large businesses run amok without fear of recrimination. Eternally at odds with Donkistan.
Nice! Another bill to allow prayer in thr schools and to remove pollution restrictions on a large Chemical Company. Where in Elephstan to they think up this garbage?
by Ironbrand August 9, 2006
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elephant

A codeword for the drug ecstasy.
"Hey man, you got any elephant? I'm pretty keen to go on safari soon."
by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014
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Alaskan Fire Elephant

A fire-breathing elephant from Alaska.
by Sir Lord El Duke October 11, 2012
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pink elephant trunk

when fucking a girl in the ass and her colon becomes spastic so she freaks out therefor scaring the shit out of you so you coincidentily jerk your dick out and thusly causes her rectum to turn inside out
by Kenny Stevie Stephenson January 21, 2003
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purple elephant

According to some people, what you sometimes see when you're drunk. (can neither be denied nor confirmed as it's always somebody's friend's friend or relative.)
In the movie Dumbo, there's a scene where Dumbo accidentally get's drunk and see's purple elephants.
ex:
"Seriously, man, my uncle, he got real drunk one New Year's and he says he saw purple elephants."
by andriod5 September 6, 2005
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elephant nose

Another way of saying foreskin. It is called elephant nose because it looks like an elephant's trunk.
Under the trunk holds the elephant nose. SMEGMA!
by xxd3d July 8, 2011
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Roman Elephant

Beginning with the "Roman Battle Helmet", you then proceed to get a boner and start pissing, making it look like an elephant.
18th Century Hooker: Hey, I commend you on that Roman Elephant you gave me last night.

Hollywood: Yeah, at first it was a roman battle helmet, but then i got a boner and started peeing.
by Thomas Corden November 10, 2006
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