erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

academic erection

The feeling one receives after completing a major school project or assignment.

Dude, I'm totally sporting an academic erection right now. Five thousand words have never felt so good.

by pethcir April 1, 2010

Relationship-phobic

A phobia or fear of relationships.

Man that guy won't commit. He must be relationship-phobic.

She left her fiance at the alter because she was relationship-phobic.

by MichelleK February 16, 2010

relationfuck

A relationship based purely on sex. More involving than a fuck-buddy system, a relationfuck actually requires the man to talk to his partner.

Clay and Jamie's relationship was just them fucking, a straight up relationfuck.

by kiefferocity November 28, 2009

Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.

Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012

E-Relationship

An E-Relationship, also known as internet dating, is often common around a younger generation of people, or the older lonely types. It can last if the people actually see each other every now and then, but usually it sends someone down into a spiraling depression. Often the relationship will just not go anywhere, probably one another are too far away from each other to have any sort of intimacy, making it seem like it isn't going anywhere. Hence the depression and loss of social life. It is one big emotional roller coaster if you play your cards right.

Furri #1: Hey babe, what's goood?
Furri #2: I think we have a prollem......................
Furri #1: WHAT!!1! D:
Furri #2: I'm not myself, I want to break up
Furri #1: -signs offline and cries self to sleep-
Furri #1's Friend: Told you your E-Relationship would never last. Now your turning into an emo furri.

by The Binkinator January 19, 2009

relationship

1. any type of connection that brings two individuals together for a period of time
2. something other than a friends with benefits
3. more than a mutual understanding!!

1. I have been in a relationship for over 3 years.
2. Who cares about cut buddies, I am in a relationship.

by thalovagurl!! November 8, 2003