by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018

Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018

The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011

Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008

A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
