Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
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Guys I think I have chronic poseidus because my vagina keeps itching
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Chronic

Is used when referring to strong weed. According to Snoop Dogg, the the phrase 'the chronic' came about as a mispronounciation by Dr. Dre of weed grown using hydroponics. Dre supposedly thought the weed was "hydrochronic".
"yo wys today g?"

"yeah, I just hit that chronic bro and im blazed."
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Chronic

The worst type of annoyance known and literally cannot get any worse than this.
Carl: That shit last night was so Chronic
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the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato
" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."
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Chronic

A vibe or feeling stemming from a person or objects general likability or coolness. The feeling is often so good that it causes lifelong discomfort or pain. Can be crippling.
This cake is the totally chronic and I think about it for the rest of my life.
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Chronic

someone who is lit, and a bit of an airhead that sometimes could seem as though they're high on crack cocaine therefore they are called chronic. chronic are easy to get along with and usually very funny.
"dang ten is such a chronic, last night he wouldn't stop quoting vines and laughing at himself"
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