The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019
Get the Babel fish mug.by tyler middleton June 24, 2008
Get the oi bagel mug.Related Words
bazel
• Bazelgeuse
• Bazela
• bazelgueusing
• Bazeling
• bagel
• bageling
• bageled
• babel
• bagel boy
by anonymous May 13, 2014
Get the cheese bagel mug.by Mojojojo April 25, 2016
Get the loose bagel mug.When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.
"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"
by Big Dog Troy June 16, 2018
Get the Breakfast bagel mug.A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
by nickl140 July 27, 2012
Get the Toasting a Bagel mug.1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017
Get the in the kitchen have a bagel mug.