After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"

by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021

day-after water

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice

dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water

by pkn300 February 18, 2011

After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.

"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"

by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013

McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!

Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin

by Tarzinator February 4, 2023

after school wack

The performance of masturbating after a school day; usually to relieve stress.

Jerry told Susan about his after school wack, so she decided to help him.

Susan loved a good after school wack.

by Pluvio March 19, 2016

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.

You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria

by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023