One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.

Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.

by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016

Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021

Second Shadow

Commonly your younger brother or sister who stands right behind you because they are shy around people they don't know or you have to mind them and they take mums words "Stick close to your older brother/sister" literally.

Friend:Oh my God did you see Game Of Thrones yesturday when they-

Me:Shhhhh... I have a Second shadow

by Shitionary May 16, 2016

cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”

by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 23, 2021

Cereal Second

One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.

Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.

by CerealBeforeMilk May 30, 2018

John second

A long time, generally between 2-3 hours possible to extend to 24 hrs depending on beer and bitches

Example: ill be there in a john second... 3 hrs later you arrive

by uH psych June 4, 2018