Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010

Michael

Michael is a guy that wants to tear up pussy on Hump day (Wednesday ). He will start at 12:01am and go all night.

Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.

by Spunky5 June 9, 2018

Michael

Michael is a very kind and sweet person. You will never ever find someone better than him. He’s really good at sports and he looks really good. If you have a boyfriend named Michael then you are one of the luckiest people out there. His blue ocean eyes make you want to melt and his smile makes you want to smile. He’s pretty much perfect in every way possible. If your friend’s name is Michael then you have one of the most loyal friends out there. He is always honest to people no matter what. His jokes make you want to fall to the floor laughing. He will compliment you in any way possible. He will always be by your side and make you happy when you are sad. Concluding, he is the best person to ever exist.

Michael is the most perfect person ever.

by giraffegirl17 March 26, 2020

Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*

Michael is the best

by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019

Michael

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

by Child in your basement November 25, 2019

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. He is a player and disgusting. Never date a Michael unless you really truly like him.

Person 1:” hey did you hear how Michael moved on in a week”

Person 2:” Yeah. He such a player”

by itsyogirly February 6, 2020

Michael

The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.

"Have you seen Michael And Alyza?"
"Of course I have, they are the cutest couple ever!"

by Tadara November 23, 2018