Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.

I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!

by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021

watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.

Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news

by mickymickymouse March 9, 2011

Dot Watching

Waiting for an Middle Eastern person and to finally come to the decision to purchase a product. Taking for ever and asking for the best deal five times in a row. Commonly found in retail sales.

" what are you doing? I'm dot watching he has been staring at the same phone for 45 minutes and asked if they come unlock. He also wants a good phone that's under $100."

by Dot Watching August 12, 2015

the streets is watching

A term coined by the Japanese brand Swagger. It means that people are checking out what you are wearing. Also could be used a complement.

Boy you better keep dem af1s fresh, the streets is watching.

Damn the streets is watching me today, it must be my bape hoodie.

by weirdnjfan1 January 12, 2008

Watch Dog

When a kid or kids of parents enjoy watching or spying on them having sex!

There parents where unknowing of their kid being watch dogs!

by Fishtarts November 30, 2015

nurses` watch

an outsize clit

Fair play to her,not only did she have a huge pair of tits but the clit on her-it was more like a nurses` watch!

by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

Watching TV

Smoking weed.

yo bro, you wanna go watching TV?
Very nice!

by ilovewatchingtv October 13, 2011