Cheese Wife

Kraft Punk's wife.

Will you be my cheese wife?
(rejection...)

by Frog girls are hot :) June 18, 2019

wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018

Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.

I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!

by HD HO June 27, 2019

wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 05, 2022

yejis_.wife._

amazing bestay 🙄‼️

yejis_.wife._ is so cool, (prefered pronouns) is such a good bestay 🙄

by _setareh__ January 13, 2021

Fat Wife

Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.

My fat wife jiggles like jell-o when i beat her because im a abusive husband.

by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019