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by jojo_siwa January 20, 2021
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Dickhead McGee

The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.

Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.

Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake

Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina

Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021
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douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible
jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead
by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021
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Dickhead

A dickhead is someone who does not have a fucking life and keeps annoying you.
Rovan is a right dickhead
by BigWilly426 February 4, 2021
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CHAOTIC DICKHEAD

Best describes the organisational structure of someone with ADHD at any given moment
"Barry's been carrying on like a chaotic dickhead. He's been trying to call me with the phone he just lost while going through a McDonald's drive-thru, to ask me about my opinion on light bulbs. The light bulbs are for a performance-piece protest. We spoke about the number plate of the car in front."
by Shamrock McGuinness June 14, 2021
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Super ultra lord dickhead insano

The act of full on bat shit crazy scaring everyone around you.
That dude Kyle went super ultra lord dickhead insano on that guy.
by Walter502 May 21, 2021
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Class A Dickhead

That Connor Poynter is a Class A Dickhead.
by Patmcg121 May 28, 2021
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