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Landon

This dude will probably cum in your eye . Overall they're a decent person, don't mess with them unless you want your head up their ass
He's sure a "landon"
by Datbish.. October 30, 2020
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Landon

A kind heated person who tries his best and messes up every once in a while but will do anything for any body and has been looking to find the right girl in his life and he thinks he’s ugly but is actually attractive and girls tend to play him over so he has given up on trying. But he is a very nice caring generous person who is really funny and would light your world and never wants to upset you and would care for you every day and love you and treat you right. If you find one of these then keep him because it’s definitely a legendary!!
by Bing bong bing bong January 17, 2021
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Landon's Brother

Art Barr. Famous wrestler. AKA Landon's new dead brother.
I sure do miss Landon's Brother.
by amelioooooo February 9, 2021
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Landon

The most hottest guy in the world. He is so dreamy and cute. His laugh gives you chills. When he talks his voice comes out of his mouth and hugs you. When he touches you; you faint. His blue eyes glare in the sunlight. His hair waves at you in the wind. Girls are all jealous of his girlfriend. He is a immortal angel, a child of Jesus Christ.
Look at that hot Landon over, So cute...
by Rhenensjnwbrgwhevdh March 4, 2021
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Landon

Landon is a total fuck-boy. He tends to be friends with everyone, but still has a sense of humor. He also enjoys staring at and kissing his boob light.
"Oh, look it's Landon!"

"Why is he kissing a boob light?"
by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
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Landon Severson

Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
Wow is that a Landon Severson I might bust! Ok
by Duffenshmurts April 28, 2021
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rip landon

dont fall for it landon joke will be ur end
someone:"rip landon
someone else:" who is landon???"
someone:"landon my left n3t
by rose kai is king April 28, 2021
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